Sliemy One

Sliemy One is a contestant from Survivor: Cagayan.

Bio
Name (Age): Sliemy, even though it's actually Mikala! (69)

Tribe Designation: Fetas

Current Residence: Joe's Sex Dungeon in Oklahoma.

Occupation: Working the streets.

Personal Claim to Fame: I'm a kid prostitute! Also I placed 17th on Survivor Org! #FierceMastermind.

Inspiration in Life: Porn, preferably with uncircumcised men.

Hobbies: Incest intercourse, watching cat videos.

Pet Peeves: White people, and... Oh, the TDIFF Wiki!

3 Words to Describe You: Black, sassy and determined. Also being female.

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why:

1) Portable Porn. #Yas

2) My aunt Ania's glorious body.

3) Micropenis Condoms... not that I need them, psst! I'm a XXL size.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Jeff Probst, because we both have big penises. Wait, he's not a contestant? Oh well. Pornvati then!

Reason for being on SURVIVOR: Spread the knowledge of transvestites.

Why you think you'll "survive" SURVIVOR: Cuz' blackness. #Africa4Life

Why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: Because no one will have a bigger penis that me. Ever! (It's 4 inches)

Trivia

 * Sliemy is based off someone the authors knew in the past.